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Hotshot Basketball!

In the early-90s, both the Chicago Bulls wanted to offer me a multi-million dollar, multi-year contract to join their team, but they had trouble finding my phone number and nearly shut their team down, because they didn’t think it was possible to go on if I wasn’t there to make slam dunks for them. At least, I’m guessing that’s what happened, because the 90s was the time that I put the little ball in the little basket at least once while playing Hotshot.

Hotshot came out in 1990, and I don’t know if I had a Hotshot-brand Hotshot, but I had a basketball game from the swap meet, and played it for a chunk of time in the 90s. It was the perfect time-wasater while waiting to get into the M4M Los Angeles room on AOL to cyber with other closeted teens (or pedos pretending to be closeted teens). The game was simple, you tried to beat the time while making as many baskets as possible. Board Game Geek explains it like this:

Based on the classic midway arcade game, the object of Hot Shot Basketball game is to either score the most points in 60 seconds or score 10 baskets in the least amount of time. The game features switch positions and buttons on the backboard that give you lots of options to “put it up” for points!

You can choose between 2 skill levels and 2 games…and choose whether or not you want sound effects!

And here’s the totally butch commercial:

I know, I went from trying to get balls in a basket in my teens to trying to get balls in a basket (read: my mouth) today. Some things never change. But seriously, now when I see a masc4masc ONLY profile on Grindr, I can answer it. I mean, I’m obviously the masc of all mascs since I played HotShot once.

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