Allison and I use up whatever is left of our minds by trying to wrap it around the WTF union of Lindsay Lohan and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. Once we unwrap whatever is left of our minds from that pillar of bizarre, we talk about Mario Lopez’s mouth getting him in trouble for what he said about the gender identity of children (which leads us to talking about the douche persona he created for his dog CC Lopez), Tatler Magazine declaring that the old-school trophy wife is a thing of the past, and America’s favorite sandwiches. I should slap myself with a sandwich for not remembering what Ally Sheedy eats in The Breakfast Club.
We also talk about Charli XCX performing for 5-year-olds at Taylor Swift’s show, Kylie Jenner wasting roses, Julianne Hough loving it when her husband Quentin Tarantinos her toes, the chocolate dick that could get a Texas man six months in jail, and we end with paying homage to the end of Cameron Diaz’s movie career by listing our three favorite CD movies. Strangely enough, Sex Tape didn’t make either of our lists. I know, the hell kind of cinephiles are we?
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