While on Jenny McCarthy‘s SiriusXM show with her BH90210 co-star/bestie Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling let it be known that she really wants a job. First of all: duh. But no, I mean she wants a specific one. And it’s a good job for a fame whore, but it’s also like… Tori ‘s never going to get it. The gig? The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. I know. Like? She thinks they’re going to replace one of the richest housewives in the franchise with one of the brokest women in America? Sis…
Page Six says that Tori is fully deluded. She and the whole West Beverly crew have been promoting their new BH90210 show and so Jennie and Tori took that shit to Jenny McCarthy’s radio show. Yesterday they talked about whatever–who cares–and then Jenny posed the strange question: “Didn’t they ask you to be a Housewife at one point? Tori?” Excuse me? You think on God’s Green Earth, that Andy Cohen asked Tori-AmEx Bill-Spelling to be a housewife? Andy only wants women who are thrown into financial drama whilst already on the show. You need to either have money or look like you have money and then lose it. The world already knowing you’re broke. That won’t work.
Of course Tori dispels that claim and says they’ve never asked her, but you know who they did ask? Her bestie, Jennie Garth. She chimes in:
“They asked me… I was like… I am the furthest thing from a desperate housewife… is it desperate housewife?”
This is devastating news as Tori really wants to be on the show. She thinks it’s insane that they haven’t asked her.
“They’ve never asked me, Jenny, and it actually makes me really sad. …Well I was born in Beverly Hills, so I have one thing going for me… I’m married with a lot of kids. Drama follows me everywhere–They’ve never asked me.”
She doesn’t know what a Real Housewife is, eh? Because that’s not it. She just described a Beverly Hills-born Duggar. That description is irrelevant to a RHOBH. She needs at least three of the following: good-to-decent botox/cosmetic surgery, a singing career, gay hairdresser/stylist under the age of 30, a current/previous soap opera career, children who are professional models, fancy and expensive clothes out the ass, your own wine brand, a restaurant, etc. Tori has maybe one of those–I’ll let you decide which.
Tori is out of her mind–there is no way. Andy Cohen would need to have security shake her down to make sure she didn’t run home with that diamond the women hold up in the opening. She’d probably already arranged a buyer for it before they caught up! Tori, the only reality show you need is: Money Moron.
Here’s Tori and Jennie talking about the Real Housewives: