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August 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Angry Grandma, your new favorite meteorologist!

Al Roker just slipped on a pair of shart-proof grandpa chonies after filing for early retirement. Jim Cantore dropped his Weather Channel mic for the last time and switched careers to being a full-time huevos-busting ninja. And Sam Champion has decided to devote all of his professional time into his Instagram THOT career. And the reason is, because all of them know that they’re done in the game of weather reporting now that Angry Grandma has dropped onto the scene like a tornader full of sausage-hungry charisma!

Just like Antoine Dodson, the Backin’ It Up Lady, Sweet Brown, and The Strut Strut Struttin’ That Ass Hater before her, Angry Grandma has won the hearts of the internet by spilling out some words of poetry we can all relate to. Who wouldn’t angrily toss a Lay’s Stax mic over a tornader fucking with your chances of getting your Crescent Roll stuffed with some sausage? Can you imagine getting all dressed up in your best t-shirt from the gas station only to get cock-blocked by a tornader?! Climate change is real because even Mother Nature’s heart has gotten so cold that she gets off on a grandma not getting off.

While carrying what looks like her granddaughter’s umbrella and a very official looking mic, Angry Grandma gives us cloudy with a high chance of blue balls.

“Hey, this is Angry Grandma with another weather report. It’s raining like hell, it’s hot, it’s shit, it’s humid, and there’s a slight chance of a tornader.

Tonight, my plans got canceled.  I had a date, but he’s too chicken shit to drive in the fucking rain and I was planning on getting me some sausage.  So I am actually pissed the fuck off and I’m going in the fucking house.”

Behold, the greatest Melissa McCarthy character that never was!

Now, could Angry Grandma really be a 20-something comedian from The Valley who is using FaceApp, a green screen, and a stereotypical hillbilly accent to make YouTube money? Possibly, but I’m not mad, because Angry Grandma is the only meteorologist I trust!

“Can’t take a decent shit without sweat rolling down the crack of my ass.” It’s official. Angry Grandma IS the direct reincarnation of Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit, because I am pretty sure he said the same thing when talking about humidity.

Pic: Twitter

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