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August 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Shelby & Simba!

The world is a never-ending flaming pile of shit-encrusted hemorrhoid scabs, and we were reminded that repeatedly over the weekend. But we also need a little reminding that this planet isn’t only just covered in ugliness and terror. There are happy and sweet moments, and usually they come from the furry animals of the world, because they haven’t lost their minds and don’t have hearts made from freezer-burnt coal. Case in point: this dog and cat fighting their natural instinct to hate each other by loving on each other!

Shelby is a one-year-old Shiba Inu (and yes, I’m going to tell myself that she’s Shiba Inu royalty by being related to the Shiba Inu Six) and Simba is a fresh-out-of-the-pussy-womb kitten at just 13 weeks old. They both live with their human in Beverwijk, Netherlands. Their human says that ever since they brought Simba home, the two have been the newest non-sad reboot of Milo & Otis.

“Simba always waits for Shelby to come back after a walk. You can see Shelby coming back after a walk and Simba waiting for Shelby. Simba gets a quick lick and they run to the living room together. Simba is now thirteen weeks old.”

I don’t usually get into videos of rough play involving pussy, but this one made me suck down a bottle of Pepto-Bismol because it warmed my chest completely:

Okay, yes, I know that Shelby and Simba haven’t known each other for that long, and relationships usually start out with an explosion of affection like this. So in a few months, Simba probably won’t be waiting all-excited like at the door for Shelby before they explode into a wrestling match of pure love and bites. Simba won’t be waiting at the door, because he’ll be eating takeout on the sofa while watching Dateline as Shelby strolls in, drunk as fuck from the bar, and goes directly to the bathroom where she faps to porn on her phone before going to sleep in the guest room without saying a word to Simba. I know, you just knew I was going to drive this sweetness into a ditch of depression.

Pic: YouTube

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