Afternoon Crumbs

Netflix really needs a Fast Forward To Topless Man function, because Chris Evans’ new movie The Red Sea Diving Resort looks like an ocean of boring, and the only thing I care about is the 70s hairy nipple meat action provided by Chris and Michiel Huisman. We want the Fast Forward To Topless Man function! Who cares about that stupid feature that tells me what I should watch based on me watching The Kissing Booth. Shit, did I just admit that I watched The Kissing Booth? Fuck you double, Netflix!   – Pajiba

Why in Katy Perry as a Care Bear HELL is Ariana Grande shooting hearts from her chichis in this video for Boyfriend? – Lainey Gossip 

Those who don’t think Harry Styles can act haven’t heard about the time that he fooled the Queer Eyes into thinking he had no idea what Grindr was – Towleroad

Since Eliza Dushku and her husband named their brand new baby son Bourne, they should’ve posted a picture of him pointing a gun as Julia Stiles looks on all confusing-like instead of a picture of him doing the Simba – SOW

Got a business meeting at 2 and a nudist colony convention at 2:45? Wear what Claudia Schiffer is wearing (or not wearing) on the cover of Vogue Italia – Drunken Stepfather

For a second there, I thought that Kate Upton was bare nipples-out topless in public, and shrugged – Hollywood Tuna

That messy situation where Pauley Perette accused Mark Harmon of giving her lifelong nightmares by attacking her? A CBS exec claims that’s all cleared up now – Just Jared

Okay, Cardi B, but the last time I checked, a cat never drugged and robbed a trick. So who’s from the devil now? Oh wait, I just checked, maybe one or two cats drugged and robbed a trick, but that’s it! – Celebitchy

Halsey is giving you Rockabilly Betty Rubble – Popoholic

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