Night Crumbs

August 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Sorry, Taika Waititi, but even your luscious hairy titi and breathtaking coy poses couldn’t stop me from yacking up used douche water from my ears over listening to Jeremy Renner’s rejected Maroon 5 of a bro blues song – Pajiba

I don’t know whether to praise Kristen Stewart for her Wendy & Lisa cosplay or file a police report against her for ripping them off – Lainey GossipĀ 

Now THIS is how you protest against anti-LGBTQ laws (although, needs more tongue) – Towleroad

Note to all those messes on Catfish: This is how you catfish the right way and end up with thousands of new followers, ad money, and a “music” career! – The Blemish

Snooki just squirted over this, and strangely enough, it was probably a lot like sparkling pickle juice – OMG Blog

I’m still not totally sure who Madison Beer is, but I do know that she’s quickly becoming the queen of 90s lot lizard elegance – Drunken Stepfather

And Shannon from Lost is serving lesbian auntie at a 70s-themed slumber party coquettish-ness – Popoholic

If that Midsommar cult won the lottery, this is what they’d dress like – Just Jared

Hey, if Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello can push a showmance to sell something, Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness can push a showmance to sell the new season of Queer EyeCelebitchy

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