Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 1, 2019 / Posted by:

King Tiny Tim!

I was going to make this a “Hot Sluts of the Day” and also honor Big Ben (the dog whose head is floor for King Tiny Tim to stand on), but as a human to a Chihuahua, I am legally obligated (seriously, my Chihuahua would figure how to sue a bitch if I made one of his own share a HSOTD title) to give all the props to the Chihuahua!

King Tiny Tim and his sidekick/bitch/breathing chariot/breathing floor, a Great Pyrenees and labrador mix named Big Ben, are best furry friends and the stars of their own Facebook page. They are the Kevin Hart and The Rock of the dog world! Their Facebook page covers all their adventures as best friends, and recently, they became OVERNIGHT SENSATIONS and the living version of heart-shaped Best Friends Forever pendants, when a video made the rounds of King Captain Tiny Tim riding the S.S. Big Ben on a private dog lake called Gypsy Glen Lake in McHenry, Illinois. This IS the only reboot of The Love Boat we need, and is the only music video for Sailing we need!

Err, let’s totally ignore King Captain Tiny Tim’s dismount off the S.S. Big Ben, which wasn’t very nautically regal and looked more like a drunken me getting off of a booze cruise in the Caribbean.

After they became worldwide stars, Tiny Tim and Big Ben’s human shared another video of them boating along the lake:

Disney is supposedly planning a reboot of Pirates of the Caribbean, and now they’ve found their entire cast, because Big Ben can play the pirate ship and King Captain Tiny Tim can easily play the new Captain Jack Sparrow. And unlike Johnny Depp, he’s house-trained.

Pic: Facebook

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