Night Crumbs

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello were papped giving off the chemistry of a dead fish and dehydrated seaweed in Miami while touching noses and mouths. If you put you ear to a shell at the time that this non-staged photo shoot was going down, you could probably hear their PR team scream-whispering, “Come on, come on, you two, act somewhat excited! Think of your song going to #1, or absolutely anything else but kissing each other since that’s obviously not doing anything for you.” – Lainey Gossip
People’s sources want you to know that Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost are perfect for each other and share the same humor and outrage at social issues. Like I’m sure they have serious talks about why it’s wrong that society won’t let her play a transman or a tree! – Pajiba
Justin Trudeau walks into a gay bar…. and sadly this link isn’t going to PornHub – Towleroad
Come on, Dynasty, step it all the up with the soap opera theatrics and recast Cristal Jennings every episode – SOW
CoCo, WHO?! – Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Lowndes looks extreme thrilled to be at a Hallmark Hall of Fame thing – Popoholic
Julianne Hough’s husband is a little bothered that she doesn’t want to be Julianne Laich – Celebitchy
Jason Momoa is threatening us with another good time by showing off his dad bod again – Just Jared
Pic: Backgrid