Hot Slut Of The Day!
Fake Sketti Puppy!
This may just seem like some silly video starring some silly-brained puppy, furiously licking a picture of spaghetti while thinking that it’s an actual picture of spaghetti, but it’s so much more than that. It’s a mirror raised at all of us. Because aren’t nearly most of us just a dum dum puppy trying to lick alive a picture of spaghetti? Shit, sometimes that may or may not be me literally, because I may or may not have been caught licking on the pictures of an IHOP menu while stoned into another dimension.
Whatever the equivalent of the Pulitzer Prize is in Britain, I’m sure The Daily Mail holds the record for the most wins, and it’s going to get another one thanks to their riveting article about a puppy in San Pedro, Laguna, Philippines who did what I do when I see a topless picture of Carrot Top: she took her tongue to GiveMeThatMeatinessVille. The puppy’s human wrote this about this act of puppy abuse:
“I placed the puppy on the table to take some pictures but then she licked the picture of the spaghetti and it looked like she was hungry.”
And here’s the puppy getting a delicious taste of laminated menu as her cruel human laughs away.
Let’s hope that puppy got some sauce-less pasta…. unless her human is the reincarnation of the late Spaghetti Cat and is re-charging his evil heart while laughing at a member of dogmanity trying to eat a picture of his favorite dish. Oh, so cruel, Spaghetti Cat, so cruel!
Pic: YouTube