In 2019 people find the silliest things to get so bent out of shape over. For example, last year a very angry mother went on a social media tirade against childless people coming to Disney World, which in turn inspired a new op-ed in the New York Post. Now a huge debate has sparked online over whether people without children, millennials specifically, should be allowed into Disney World at all.
This debate is dumber than Daffy Duck trying to sneak into the park dressed as Donald. Because you’d have to be a sad bitch to really believe your crotch fruit deems you among the worthy to be gouged out of your coins for overpriced mouse ears. But, for whatever reason, the post which went viral a while ago, has come back into our lives and it’s a throwback to early era Kanye’s ANGRY CAPS to grab everyone’s attention about this ultra important injustice of our time.
This is my new favorite wild mommy post. It’s me, the millennial slut who just goes to Disney World to make children cry pic.twitter.com/COokEiTdMm
— Jen 🔜 Gen Con🌹🥖🌹 (@JenKatWrites) July 19, 2019
“I WANTED TO TAKE THAT FUCKING PRETZEL FROM THAT TRAMP LIKE THANKS BITCH YOU MADE MY SON CRY“. No honey, your son was crying because he has to grow up with a mother that drags him to Disney World during the summertime in hot ass Florida. Child protective services should lock her up for that alone, however she does have some support in the form of journalist Johnny Oleksinski, who wrote the New York Post article. He believes that his generation sucks and needs to grow up immediately.
The usual complaint about those born between 1981 and 1996 remaining constant 12-year-olds is that the behavior amounts to self-infantilization and a lifelong immaturity that bleeds into basic decision making: getting jobs, paying bills, staying alive.
But another oft ignored problem with letting a kids brand control your adult life is the stupidity and culture ignorance it leads to.
Johnny and CAPS MOM should go on a date and fall in love since they’re both self-hating millenials with bold opinions. And honestly, they’d be the only ones listening to each other because the rest of the millenials have spoken and they only have two words to end this debate; Fuck Y’all.
Me taking my childless ass to Disney World 😂 pic.twitter.com/XWei1o9J2y
— Charlotte ºoº (@CharlotteLRuff) July 28, 2019
“I HATE millennials at Disney World. It is a FAMILY AMUSEMENT PARK 😡😡😡”
Dejounte Murray: pic.twitter.com/8iztBriG9M
— Tom Petrini (@RealTomPetrini) July 28, 2019
Me: I have literally no desire to go to Disney World
Bad parents: Childless millennials are ruining Disney world for my and my shitty children!
— 🐌🌿katie🌿🐌 (@kaytea48) July 27, 2019
Say what you will about millennials but one thing’s for certain; when it comes to petty displays of not giving a damn nobody does it better.