Afternoon Crumbs

Bella Swan’s house from Twatlight is available to rent on Airbnb, and whatever they’re charging for a cleaning fee isn’t nearly enough. Because I can’t imagine how much they’re going to have to pay a Hazmat-like cleaning crew to hose down the panty pudding that hit the walls and ceiling from Twihards busting it everywhere over being in the same room where Edward Cullen breathed – Pajiba

Ricky Martin celebrated the fall of Puerto Rico’s Governor, and looks real sleepy while doing so. Come rest your fightin’ head on my bosom, Ricky – Towleroad

Lindsay Lohan is trying to bring the sexy but is making the same face my dog makes when he’s peeing in his diaper – SOW

Miley Cyrus served up a Perdue chicken pin-up pose for Instagram – Drunken Stepfather

I see that Olivia Munn is a fan of the Ten Jars Of Vaseline On The Lens filter – Popoholic

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry hit the ocean together, but sadly for us all, he kept his swim chonies on – Just Jared

Either the supply of professional dude athletes in L.A. is slim or Pimp Mama Kris has put Jordyn Woods back on the cast list for next season’s storyline  – Celebitchy

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