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July 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez will play ruthless Colombian drug lord Griselda Blanco in a biopic, and there’s a possibility she’ll direct it too. So expect at least a dozen close-up shots of Griselda shaking that bedazzled ass while ordering hits on her enemies. But really, why even bother with this? We already have that masterpiece Griselda Blanco Lifetime movie starring acclaimed Latina actress Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yes, it’s always been pronounced as “Yones” – Lainey Gossip¬†

Okay, but are they going to explore why Hawkeye has the haircut of a bratty little boy whose dad always calls him “champ“? – Pajiba

Refreshing IS a professional football player not going, “jlajfklasdfj askdfjlkasdjb bakjbjlkajkblb,” when asked about gay rumors. And,¬†“jlajfklasdfj askdfjlkasdjb bakjbjlkajkblb,” is what it sounds like when a professional football player says, “Fuck no, I love pussy,” while eating pussy to prove how not gay he is – Towleroad

George Michael’s partner of 5 years, who was not in his will, got arrested for busting up his $5 million home instead of, I don’t know, stealing all the fixtures and selling it on eBay really quick before splitting town – Towleroad

My brain is already broke, but it broke more while trying to figure out Josephine Skriver’s trench coat thing – Drunken Stepfather

Kate Beckinsale or January Jones in Courtney Love cosplay? – Popoholic

Will & Grace is over again…. until they revive it for a third time in a few years because we all can’t live without a weekly dose of Karen Walker – SOW

Another Jennifer is playing another crime boss in a movie – Celebitchy

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