Taylor Swift put out a third song from her album Lover, and it’s giving my ears Carly Rae Jepsen B-side slathered with a large dollop of knock-off Giorgio Moroder. And just when I was about to say that I kind of like it and only because it doesn’t sound like an annoying children’s song the way her other songs from Lover do, Tay Tay just had to go and sing, “All the king’s horses, and all the king’s men….” Humpty Dumpty better put himself together again and sue her ass for that – Lainey Gossip
No joke, but every Oscar needs to go to the wig artiste who crafted the flawless work of Caesar cut mullet art on top of John Travolta’s head in this gender-swapped Misery mess – Pajiba
Parenting tip of the day: It’s probably not a good idea to leave your kid near a bison, and it’s also not a good idea to leave her in the dust when the bison comes a chargin’ at you – Towleroad
Lucy Liu as a glamorous 80s socialite with a gay husband? Sign me up for the streaming service this is on. Oh wait, it’s CBS All Access. Forget it – SOW
The Hollywood Reporter has never heard the name Angelyne, I see – Celebitchy
And I just took one step closer to Shady Pines after reading that little Bindi Irwin is getting married – HuffPo
For a second I thought that Tracy Anderson had gone wild – Drunken Stepfather
Mischa Barton is serving up Boca Raton realtor hitting up the club on a Saturday night glamour – Popoholic
PUPPEH!!! (and Kaley Cuoco is there too, I guess) – Hollywood Tuna
Rutger Hauer died at his home in the Netherlands on Friday, and while many knew him from Blade Runner, Ladyhawke, Flesh+Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Batman Begins, True Blood, and on and on and on, but let’s not forget his hot and stunning work in these masterpiece Guinness ads from the 80s.
Those were the days when commercials were HIGH ART that starred Rutger Hauer.