Hot Slut Of The Day!
Pop-Tarts Snak-Stix!
In 2002, the makers of Pop-Tarts tried to convince kids and parents that their highly-nutritious bars of not-at-all-Diabetes-inducing goodness could also count as an after-school snack. So they put out Pop-Tarts Snak-Stix, which were basically just regular Pop-Tarts cut up into three Kit Kat-shaped sticks. Pop-Tarts was smart to do that, because by the time afternoon snack time rolled around, kids were so damn tired (from a major sugar crash after eating Pop-Tarts for breakfast) that they didn’t have the energy to lift an entire Pop-Tart at once!
Pop-Tarts Snak-Stix came in flavors like Frosted Berry, Cookies ‘N Creme, and Frosted Caramel Chocolate, which probably came out of your body looking the same way it did going in. In a commercial for Pop-Tarts Snak-Stix, we learned that Kellogg’s was marketing Snak-Stix to teenage acid-heads who dropped the kind of shit that made them hallucinate wild animals chasing after them.
Snak-Stix didn’t take off and were discontinued in 2003. So sadly, post-2003 kids couldn’t easily get an afternoon pick me-up from biting into a Snak-Stix. They had to do it the old-fashioned way by snorting crushed-up Pop-Tarts with a Froot Loops Straw.
Pics: Pinterest