Cardi B Wants Everyone To Know She’s Not A Rapist

Earlier this year, Cardi B admitted in an Instagram Live that during her strippers days, she used to drug and rob dudes who took her back to their hotel for some fuck time fun. She said this:
“I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to fuck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged niggas up and I robbed them. That’s what I used to do.”
Folks instantly clutched their pearls because Cardi is way too wholesome to ever do anything like that, right? Well, she’s back again to discuss what was going on during that time because now she’s being accused of not only robbing her victims, but raping them as well.
According to Complex on Friday in an Instagram Live video Cardi wanted to let everyone know that she would NEVER do anything as duplicitous as rape someone after taking their money. There are rules to the game, and stealing coins is way more acceptable than taking advantage of some passed out trick she lured home from the bar. And since this is Cardi we’re talking about, her explanation was filled with more curse words than every episode of Love & Hip Hop combined.
“I don’t like when people be trying to call me a rapist,” she said. “I don’t like that shit. Because people tried to dig up something and make it something that I didn’t do.”
While she didn’t deny that she robbed some of her clients when she was a stripper, she stressed that she never sexually assaulted anyone.
“I never touched nobody, I never fucked nobody,” she added. “And rape is when you fuck somebody without their consent or without asking.”
Oh, but she wasn’t done there. Cardi also had an issue with folks accusing her of drugging the men she robbed as well, even though she said herself that she drugged them. In the same video Cardi threw her thesaurus in the trash and got real grimy to defend herself against becoming labeled the Bill Cosby of booty shakers.
“I never put shit in n*****’ drinks. Yeah, I went through n*****’ pockets. A lot of you bitches be going through n*****’ pockets for $40 to catch a cab ’cause a n**** don’t want to give you that. Same shit. Was I wrong for that? That was wrong, but I never fuckin’ hurt nobody.”
Cardi B takes to Instagram Live to set the record straight to her haters who call her a “rapist” online. pic.twitter.com/2B3S549U68
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) July 19, 2019
And as the dudes she robbed gather together for a class action lawsuit against Cardi now that she’s got $$$, she distracted us all from the rape claims by getting a brand new tattoo on the back of her thigh. And what exactly did she get back there? Her beloved husband Offset’s name, who couldn’t wait to show the rest of the world what he’d be running home to after she showed it to him.
And I can’t wait to throw up my breakfast thinking about what happened after he got home.
Pic: Instagram