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Jill The Gigantic Talking Doll!
If you’ve barely crawled out from under your bed after every crevice of your brain was haunted by pussy tits and furry Barbie crotch on boy cats in the Cats trailer, then get ready to have your mail once again forwarded to your safe place under your bed, because here comes JILL!
In case you couldn’t tell from that “Ann Jillian after suffering from an Ogilvie-home-perm-gone-wrong” wig and that “first day of the second grade in 1986” ensemble, Jill came from the 80s. The answer to the question, “Is Talky Tina an immortal demon spawn who will live forever to terrorize humanity?” has been answered. The answer is obviously yes, and it’s also obvious that in the 1980s, Talky Tina bleached her hair, got a shitty perm, bought a hot outfit at Merry-Go-Round, got my cousin Cindy to do her brows with a chocolate Wet ‘n Wild lip liner, slapped in fake contacts from a discount beauty supply, and changed her name to Jill.
Since sleeping is no longer a thing you do anymore, here’s a close-up of Jill and her black toothbrush lashes of scariness:
Jill was put out by Playmates sometime in the 1980s. She could move her arms and her long ass giraffe neck, and lip-synch for her life to pre-recorded words. Jill was a lot like you if YOU were a murderous doll. So basically, this goes out to Chucky!
I know that Jill’s moving arms were made to hold a knife and stab people, but really, she should’ve used her arms to pick up a bottle of VO5 to tame that frizz. Oh God, Jill’s gonna get me for that.
Pic: eBay