Night Crumbs

Fox is doing a Peach Pit pop-up in L.A. to promote BH90210, and if I’m going to wait forever to get into the Peach Pit pop-up, I at least want to be promised that Brenda Walsh will be there lip-synching It’s My Party as Laverne. Who am I fooling? I’ll go to that shit anyway – SOW

Steph Curry defended his wife Ayesha Curry against everyone making fun of her doing the milly rock, and that’s great, but will he defend her for wearing Annabelle the Doll’s weekend lounging dress? – Lainey Gossip 

If at the start of the newest trailer for the visual Ambien shit titled Ad Astra you asked yourself, “So Brad Pitt plays an astronaut who does ASMR as a side gig?“, you and I share a brain – Pajiba

I thought that this was ScarJo for a quick second, but then realized she doesn’t have arms for branches and doesn’t look Asian – Drunken Stepfather 

When you’re starring in a community theater production of Flashdance at 8, but have a business meeting at 7:30 and a marathon to run at 6:00, wear what Kate Upton is wearing here – Popoholic

“Please don’t fart, please don’t fart, please don’t fart” – that dog – Hollywood Tuna

Even if the Westworld overlords made it 99% less confusing next season, I’d still be confused – Celebitchy

Pic: Fox