I guess that Kris Jenner didn’t get the ratings she wanted with her Keeping Up My Disappointed In Mankind With The Kardashians–season finale, filled with Khloé Kardashian‘s disastrous love life. Which is like, duh, nobody cares about Khloé. So Kris is making her next move and it’s involving her kurrent favorite, Kylie Jenner. Kylie of course pulled the stunt of all stunts when she announced her surprise baby, but Kris knows you can’t pull the same trick twice.
So now they’re going another direction: talking about a potential baby so they can draw out the pregnancy rumors as long as humanly possible and toss in some marriage rumors too because everyone loves seeing a family come together, right? …And by that I mean, have a sponsored wedding live on E!.
People is saying that Kylie and Travis Scott are trying for another baby to join their daughter, Stormi. A source says:
“Kylie loves being a mom and can’t wait to give Stormi a sibling. Everyone thinks Kylie will be pregnant with her second baby soon. They are trying.”
Kylie has talked about wanting lots of babies before because she knows that her own mother would not be satisfied with just one grandchild from which to cash in on. She needs several–enough for a whole Kardashian/Jenner Factory (cue the maniacal laughter)!
Kylie let us know before that she was finding it a bit “hard to manage mom life and work life.” Awwwww; isn’t it tragic when rich and famous people experience a fraction of the difficulties of regular people. Imagine if she didn’t see her kids because she worked the night shift at CVS for minimum wage and couldn’t afford her own insulin because she had to feed the kids. I know–I still feel worse for Kylie Jenner.
But listen, People says babies aren’t the only thing which should be generating some buzz for the family name, a source says she and Travis are also talking about getting hitched:
“Kylie is very happy with her life. She and Travis are discussing marriage.
[They] are looking to get married soon [but Kylie is] taking marriage at a more cautious pace after seeing her sisters’ past relationships fail… Things are in a great place with Travis. They’re always together and just really happy.”
Poor Kris Jenner, having to already start churning out stories about potential marriages and potential babies so soon after a KUWTK season finale? Viewership must be slipping. Somewhere Blac Chyna is getting into a fist-fight with her mom on-camera and smiling.