Louie and RuPaul, the rapist-fighting fluffy warriors of Melbourne!
Don’t let the fluffy glamorous looks of Louie and RuPaul fool you. They may look like the most physical thing they’ll do is use their paws to wipe the peasant germs from their gorgeously groomed ears whenever a stranger pets them. But Louie and RuPaul don’t care about fucking up their manicures and cutting a piece of trash who messes with their human, or in this case, tries to rape their human.
7NEWS says that an Australian woman, whose name has been withheld, was walking Louie the Shih Tzu and RuPaul the terrier at around 8:30pm on June 29 through Williamstown Cemetery in the Melbourne suburb of Williamstown. While walking along, a man came up from behind the woman, pushing her down before trying to pull off her pants. The woman started screaming and that’s when Louie and RuPaul switched from sissy walking (they can sissy walk like no other) to easily winning a game of Slap Out Of It from Drag Race by growling and repeatedly biting at their human’s evil attacker until he realized he messed with the wrong pack and busted out of there.
“It’s amazing. I keep thinking about what would have happened if (the dogs) ran off instead,” the victim, who has chosen to not be identified, said on Wednesday.
“They saved me.”
The woman’s attacker, who has been described as having a large build and was wearing a white beanie, is still out there, but police are working to catch him.
Here’s video of Louie and RuPaul struttin’ their asses through the land that they rule now:
A rescue Shih Tzu and terrier that chased off a man that sexually assaulted their owner in a Melbourne cemetery have been dubbed "little heroes" by police. https://t.co/x87JPrPbzO @cassiezervos #7NEWS pic.twitter.com/LwdtLoGaJO
— 7NEWS Sydney (@7NewsSydney) July 10, 2019
RuPaul’s namesake gave it up for the fluffy heroes who dropped a devastating Sashay Away on a rapist:
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) July 10, 2019
Since Louie and Ru scared the Shih Tzu out of that motherfucker, he probably ran, and ran, and ran, and kept running until he hit the ocean and then swam before drowning somewhere between Melbourne and Tasmania with the fear of Louie and Ru still in him. But if not, police should ask the public to report any man who they see scream chunks of his lungs out when walking near a fluffy white dog.