Fox5NY says that Eve Saint of Fishkill, New York is not amused. First of all, the Taco Bell resort sold out in two minutes, so she can’t even fucking stay the night–she had to get an Airbnb in Palm Springs, and that’s so expensive. Then, when she was just trying to enjoy some late night nachos, she found a doorknob in her meal. Call 911, this is a crime! The only thing people are allowed to crack their tooth on at Taco Bell is a stale tortilla chip!
She posted to her Facebook a message to Taco Bell to call them out for whoever was pulling a fast one on her. At 1:08 am on July 5th–after probably turning up at a Fourth of July blowout–Eve wrote the following:
“TACO BELL IM COMING TO FUCK SOMEBODY UP REAL FUNNY PUTTING A FUCKING DOORKNOB IN MY NACHOS BITCH.”
Now people claimed that Eve was a liar, because we’ve seen this stunt a time or two. But she says this time it is fully legit, and she did some detective work too. Eve says she eventually found out the “doorknob” was actually the handle from the nacho cheese pump. Dunh-dunh-dunh! So clearly what happened was that pump handle flew off when someone was just so excited to squirt the liquid “cheese” onto the nachos for Eve, and it just plopped right in along with the processed yellow food product. But when she tried to complain, she was told her hypothesis was impossible and got hung up on. But don’t worry–now Taco Bell is taking it seriously, saying they’re investigating the incident:
“We take this very seriously. The franchisee that owns and operates this location is looking into this matter and strives to make things right with the customer.”
Better double check all the cheese pumps at the hotel guys! Don’t want your guests breaking their teeth on some wayward pump handles. If you thought it was hard getting that steak chalupa supreme smothered in hot sauce to burn through your large intestine–sis, wait til you eat this whole-ass plastic pump handle.