Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ben, the hole-blocking pussy!
This video is from 2017, which is approximately 600 years in internet time, but HuffPo just brought it to my attention, and honestly, the phrase “too old” doesn’t apply to an extremely important sports video like this one.
It’s not known where this is or when it was exactly filmed, but details like that don’t matter, because the only thing that matters is that Ben is the ruler of golf courses everywhere and isn’t about to let your ball drop in the hole on his watch. Every time the golfer tries to put a ball in the hole, Ben gets on that white ball like an old man at Martha Plimpton’s gay bar in Pecker. A golfer hasn’t been done in by pussy this hard since that cheating mega slut Tiger Woods passed his peen to every poon imaginable, which cost him a chunk of his fortune.
The question, “How can you make golf not every kind of boring?” has finally been answered with: Throw in a ball-loving hole-blocking acrobatic pussy!
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