June’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is…

July 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Megan Rapinoe, the King, Queen, Prince, Princess, Duke, and Duchess of American Soccer, recently told reporters this:

“I couldn’t be more proud to be [leading June’s Hot Slut of the Month contest at Dlisted]. It’s my absolute honor to lead [all the Hot Sluts of June].”

No, I did not fib up that quote and change it from Megan giving love to her co-captains and teammates. That is a real, un-fucked-with quote! But Megan can now be extra extra proud, because she has won Hot Slut of June, which I’m sure she’ll tell you is her most proudest achievement for July 2019!

Megan easily beat her HSOTM competition by taking 61% of the votes. Far behind were Kato with 17%, Dandy Zack with 12%, and The Lobster Roll-Snatching Seagull with 10%.

Megan will now represent June in the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals in January. Thanks to all who voted! And if you’ve got a HSOTD nom, slide it my way.

Pic: Instagram

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