Afternoon Crumbs

July 12, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

The women of West Bev got into some 90s Charlotte Russe drag for that 90210 reboot-thing, and honestly, when is the Pope going to make Brenda Walsh the saint of all saints for allowing those lessers to hold court with her at the Peach Pit? – SOW

It was nice of Brad Pitt to dress up for the Once Upon A Time In Hollywood photo call and show up looking like a middle-aged stoner who peaked in high school and only stops playing video games in his parent’s house to get Funyuns at the 7-Eleven – Lainey Gossip

When I heard that PETA went after gay porn site Men.com for using an alligator in a shoot, I figured I’d see video of two dudes getting into some ass fucking fun while lying on top of a cockodile, but nope Towleroad

I don’t think I’ll watch I Love You Now Die, because it’s too soon and I’ve had enough of that mess of a psycho chick, but I am surprised that Netflix hasn’t done a scripted series starring Cara Delevigne in the role her eyebrows were born to play – Pajiba

In case you didn’t know that Blink-182 and Lil Wayne are on tour together, Lil Wayne let those of us who didn’t know by pretending to quit the tour in a dramatic move that totally wasn’t just a stupid stunt – The Blemish

My current favorite show Euphoria is coming back for a second season, and hopefully their one mission for season two is to fill it with even more dicks a’ plenty! – Jezebel

Let’s hope the Pulitzer people use this exact picture when announcing that Bella Thorne has won the prize for poetry – Hollywood Tuna

Teen Mom Jenelle thinks we’re all dumber than her, and that’s not scientifically possible, but then again, a judge did send her kids back to her and the police aren’t investigating her piece of shit husband’s murdering of the family dog. So who’s the dumb one? – Just Jared

Peasants with an iPhone be warned, Duchess Meghan will be at Wimbledon tomorrow – Celebitchy

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