What in the seven Hells are people talking about with Jason Momoa? In some absurd group-hallucination, a bunch of people online have decided to start claiming this sexy King Of Atlantis has a “dad bod”. Ex-what the-scuse me? How? Can someone who claims to be sane and with full-vision say Jason Momoa is out of shape? Body shaming has taken on new extremes, my people.
Cinemablend says that the people have lost their whole damn minds. It all started when UsWeekly decided to toss up a quick pic of Jason shirtless while on vacation in Venice with Lisa Bonet. They made their Instagram page 100 times sexier by posting this:
Now that is a MAN if I’ve ever seen one. They call him Aquaman because he makes the people wet, obviously. But not everyone was as excited by Jason’s physique as I am. In fact, they claimed it was bad.
The comments started pouring in (because clearly A-list mega-celebrity Jason Momoa is reading Us Weekly’s Instagram comments) and some were negative:
“Man Jason you got fat bro!!”
“Where dem abs at??”
“12 year old boy status now.”
— HT Entertainment (@htshowbiz) July 11, 2019
What 12 year old looks like that?! Maybe a 12-year-old who goes up to a Zoltar machine at a carnival and asks to be BIG, BUTT, and HOT. Maybe they said that to destroy PedoBear by making his head pop off. If that’s the case, well, played.
One person tried to defend him but not really and said:
“This is ridiculous! This man is HOTT! Dad bod and all!”
“Dad bod”? One person really understood how insane this was and wrote:
“If this is a dad bod..everyone else’s must be a damn bloated corpse. This man is beautiful!”
This is the only explanation for saying that Jason Momoa has “dad bod.”
Is it a “dad bod” cause I still wanna suck the kids outta him? https://t.co/sgSbapA4Ef
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) July 11, 2019
I’ve never co-signed something harder.