Belle Delphine’s Bath Water Is Allegedly Fake, But She Says It Hasn’t Shipped Yet

July 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Belle Delphine, the “Gamer Girl” who was selling her own bath water to freaks with too much money “Gamer Boys” on the Internet, is now the topic of even more discussion. While the rumor about her bath water giving 50 people herpes turned out to be a huge lie, there’s now another rumor that the water itself is the scam. GASP! Fake bath water?! Who–and I cannot stress this enough–WHO could have seen this coming? Truly only a psychic. Or maybe a “micro-biologist” because that’s who’s claiming the water is fake.

Kotaku says that someone claiming to be a micro-biologist has found that there are no human cells in the bath water–thus it can’t be Belle’s actual bath water. Scandal of the century.

UK-based Belle had been selling the fuck out of her bath water which is nuts because it was $30 per jar. The micro-biologist says that the water was tested and there was no human DNA found in it and so Belle Delphine is open to a class-action lawsuit. I mean… is she? People sell Holy Water on BET at like 3:00 am–I promise you that water is not going to help them win the lottery, so I feel like Belle Delphine’s is actually the better purchase. Like the water doesn’t actually need to be her bath water for some creepy dude to jerk off into it, right? Whereas the Holy Water needs to be Holy to get those lotto numbers? What’s the bigger scam?

Here’s the tweet, at least if it hasn’t been deleted yet:

Now the thing is, Belle is saying she hasn’t even shipped her water yet. Which makes sense because I’ve ordered shit before and let me tell you, it does not come this fast. She only announced the sale July 1st, now 8 days later you all have it? I don’t think Amazon Fulfilled had Delphine’s bath-water at their warehouse. She responded to the news:

And you know what else she did? She announced the biggest sale of bath water, yet. She’s gonna give some lucky weirdo out there a full on tub:

I can’t… I don’t really know… this girl is like crazy, but also a genius. She has a PornHub account, where she has titles like “Belle Delphine strokes two BIG cocks” and it’s her playing with actual roosters. This girl is a troll.

On the one hand, I respect her hustle. On the other, she chews on eggs… Like raw eggs–and lets it drip on herself. Screw herpes, what about salmonella?

Pic: Instagram

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