Night Crumbs

Jacqueline Bisset was gracious enough to bless the lens of paparazzi cameras with her beauty and poise while leaving a store in Paris with an assistant or mystery woman nobody seems to know. “Mystery woman? I don’t see another person in this pic, but that could be from me being blinded by Jacqueline’s regalness” – anybody with working eyes – Lainey Gossip 

Millennials who just discovered Friends are about to meltdown, because it’s officially leaving Netflix next year, which is obviously going to be disasterious for Neflix since it’s not like they have 4,592,990 other shows to stream – Pajiba

You know Andy Cohen tweeted all those thirst tweets himself using burner accounts – Towleroad

Candice Swanepoel has never looked hotter and I am saying that because she’s giving me goth forest princess Ann Jillian – Drunken Stepfather

Heather Locklear and the EMT who sued Heather for attacking her are good now – Radar Online

Showing those young hos how it’s done: Elizabeth Hurley is still doing that – Hollywood Tuna

Wendy Williams’ son is officially off the hook for punching his dad in the face – Wonderwall

You can find love anywhere, and for Dua Lipa, she found love in Friar Tuck’s Trainspotting extra of a grandson – Celebitchy

Here’s Christina Hendricks showing what she learned in Finding Your Light 101 – Popoholic

Ross Perot, who blew my young mind into the next room by running as an INDEPENDENT for president back in the day, has died at 89 – Just Jared

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