Who Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
We’re doing shit a little bit differently for June’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown, and it’s all because of the constant toxic Lee Presson nail shard in my asshole called technical difficulties. Three out of the four HSOTM finalists are usually chosen based on Facebook likes, but because of our server move, Facebook likes got jacked up. But the Hot Slutting most go on, so this month three of your choices got the most comments, and the fourth, as always, was picked by me. Your choices for June are:
The Lobster Roll-Snatching Seagull, the high-class thief who showed that they’ve got a taste for the finer things by stealing an entire lobster roll and doing it in front of the lobster roll owner’s iPhone. I know that Awkwafina is voicing the character of Scuttle in the live-action Little Mermaid movie, but this seagull should obviously play the body of Scuttle (and yes I’m only saying that because this seagull is the only famous seagull I know at the moment)!
Kato, the big fluffy ball of delicateness who lived my nightmare (by going hiking) and my dream (by being carried like Cleopatra on the throne) after getting the stage 10 tireds while hiking and having to be rescued.
Zack MacLeod Pinsent, the British dandy who lives (and dresses) each day like he’s got cholera and it’s his last, because he dresses all fancy old-timey-like 24/7.
Megan Rapinoe, the Queen of American Soccer and World Cup champion who isn’t going to the fucking White House.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned this Friday, July 12!
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