Night Crumbs

July 8, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

The theme for the ninth season of American Horror Story is officially 1984, but to everybody who watches, the theme is now its most terrifying and scary. It’s going to be AHS: Sarah Paulson Isn’t In This Shit, because Sarah Paulson (seen above working the shirt baby of a goth toddler and a prairie time school marm) isn’t going to be a regular – Just Jared

After watching the first Maleficent, I didn’t think it was possible to destroy the pristine image of my child-hating evil idol more than they did, but then the second one (working title: Maleficent 2 – Because Angie Needs A Check) came along – Lainey Gossip

All the shameless gay baiting obviously worked, because Spider-Man: Far From Home made a mountain of money, although, it would’ve made a mountain of money without the gay baiting – Pajiba

A really stoned looking Maluma served up some hot nips and shaved pits on Instagram – Towleroad

Lady Gaga and B. Coop, who?! – SOW

Mandy Moore must’ve been papped at the exact moment when she came to the realization that she is the mastermind behind the masterpiece Candy and she ain’t gonna ever make anything better than that! – Popoholic

Why does it look like Michelle Monaghan is farting on a rock? – Drunken Stepfather

Duchess Kate, inventor of logs, has solved the world’s biggest problem: getting grass stains on your shirt while looking at the clouds – Celebitchy

Anderson Cooper isn’t inheriting $200 million from his mother’s estate as was previously reported – Page Six

Cameron Boyce, who died in his sleep from a seizure at 20, reportedly had epilepsy – Pop Culture

Pic: Wenn.com

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