Amazon founder and god of money Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez are reportedly thinking of getting married right away since both of their divorces are now finalized. Lauren better be doing everything short of claiming she’s dying and it would mean so much to her to get that ring on her finger and make it official. Look at how his last wife made out!
A source told Page Six that Jeff and Lauren might “sneak off” and get married any day now because they’re so in love.
Our source said: “It’s way more serious than date nights — I see them sneaking off to make things official.
“There won’t be a big ceremony. It will be something to mark their love and everything they’ve gone through to be together.”
Everything they’ve gone through meaning Jeff losing $36 BILLION to his now ex-wife Mackenzie Bezos.
Earth’s secret overlord Jeff and Lauren have been sighted around NYC lately, “wining, dining and watching Broadway shows.” Lauren is reportedly busy decorating the $80 million Manhattan home he recently bought them.
Bezos splashed out last month for three adjoining apartments at 212 Fifth Ave., overlooking Madison Square Park. Sanchez is believed to be using her regular interior designer Trip Haenisch, who designed the homes she shared with Whitesell.
“Whitesell” is Hollywood super-agent and Lauren’s ex-husband Patrick Whitesell. He’s the friend that Bezos fucked over to get with his then-wife.
As we know, Lauren can fly a chopper. She reportedly (along with a co-pilot) took her sweetie for an NYC helicopter ride on the 4th of July. Jeff was probably scouting for the charity that Mackenzie is reportedly donating half of her $36 billion to so he could shoot missiles at it to destroy it because he can’t believe she’s wasting his money on the unwashed masses.