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July 7, 2019 / Posted by:

The barking guard parrot of South Africa!

Some of us humans are not-so-patiently waiting for another species to finally take over the world and become our new overlords (since we have fucked shit up), and I always thought it was a race between cats and raccoons. But I’ve been sleeping on birds! Birds have already tamed Alexa, proved that pussies ain’t the only ones with 9 lives, and mastered the art of tricking a human. And now they’re moving toward taking away the role of “man’s best friend” from dogs by learning how to bark!

In a video from Roodepoort, Gauteng, South Africa, a bunch of dogs bark at the front gate, and one of them is a really weird-looking dog who looks like he’s about to go off to his night job as a showgirl in a floor show at a casino. But that weird-looking showgirl dog isn’t a dog, he’s a parrot who thinks he’s dog!

“My parrot is like a child in the house he has been part of the family for nineteen years. He grew up amongst dogs and is lovable and super intelligent. He copies many human and dog actions. He loves cuddling and playing with the dogs. He is truly one of a kind.”

Oh, those dumb dogs, going on like everything is okay when it’s obvious that their parrot friend only befriended them to learn their ways and is going to steal their jobs right out from under them!

So now that parrots have learned how to bark, all they have to do is train themselves to sleep 23.5 hours a day, and they will quickly replace dogs as “man’s best friend” and completely infiltrate humanity so they can take us over for once and for all! Either that or birds and dogs are in CAHOOTS with each other and are planning to paralyze us into submission with incessant barking. Yeah, that’s probably it.

Pic: YouTube

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