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Sara Donchey, the Los Angeles news anchor who almost had the right reaction to a big ole’ earthquake!
The mound of marijuana mojito slush I call a brain doesn’t remember much, but I do remember being told as a child growing up in Southern California that “the big one” was going to happen any day now. Even after the 6.7 Northridge quake happened in 1994, we were told to brace ourselves for a quake that would knock us off of this planet for once and for all. Since I was a kid, I’ve been throwing a side-eye at that “big one” talk until now, because Mother Nature decided to make b-holes in Southern California clench themselves raw this Fourth of July.
When that 6.4 quake hit near Ridgecrest on Thursday, I barely felt it (“Now you know how I felt” said any trick I’ve tried to top). And when Mother Nature let us know that the 6.4 was only the opening act by hitting us with a 7.1 (also near Ridgecrest) yesterday, I was driving, so I didn’t feel shit. But many others did, including Sara Donchey and Juan Fernandez of KCAL news, who were live in studio when it happened. Both were SHOOK, literally, but Sara, who was born and raised in SoCal, wasn’t about to get hit by a falling light on air and grabbed onto Juan’s arm before saying that they should probably stop, drop, and roll. Oh wait, that’s a fire. Sara let Juan know that they should take cover under the desk.
VIDEO of @NewsJuan #KCAL #KCBS @KCBSKCALDesk on the air when the earthquake struck. #EarthQuake pic.twitter.com/pnnFuTq5XK
— Alan Springer (@AlanSpringer) July 6, 2019
Sara joked that she almost sent Juan to the hospital with broken arm bones:
Poor Juan’s arm. I almost broke it. https://t.co/95ane4hhTy
— Sara Donchey (@SaraDonchey) July 6, 2019
Now, I said above that Sara’s reaction was “almost” right and I say that, because if it was totally right, you wouldn’t be able to see her since as soon as the quake started, she would’ve dove under that table and been like, “This is Sara Donchey, reporting live from under my fucking desk.” I mean, does she really want to mess up her perfect news anchor hair with falling crap?!
Pic: KCAL