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Eddie Collins, the Chihuahua daddy who is so desperate to get his furry soulmate back that he’s offering up a home and its land!
I used to be afraid of losing my Chihuahua because he’s a regular Don (read: a wanderer), and yes, that’s my way of saying that he’d quickly wander far, far away from my crazy ass in hopes for some sanity. But now that he’s almost 17 years old, which is Larry King’s Great-Grandpa in dog years, I’m not worried so much, because he doesn’t really wander anymore since that’d cut into his schedule of sleeping 23.5 hours a day. But if I did lose my dog, I’d probably be like Eddie Collins, on the news, begging for the return of my dog and offering up my worldly possessions, which are a ratty Posh Spice doll and some autographed Shauna Sand Lucite heels I bought on eBay. But honestly, a pair of autographed Shauna Sand Lucite heels are way more valuable than any home.
Eddie tells KVOA-TV that in April, his beloved dog Jenny, a 2-year-old Chihuahua, went missing at a Circle K on Ina and Silver Belt in Tucson, Arizona. Since then, Eddie has looked for her every single day and offered up a cash reward for her safe return. Eddie still hasn’t been reunited with Jenny, so he has upped his reward. Eddie is now offering a no-questions-asked reward of a plot of land he owns, and on that land is a workshop and a trailer. Eddie will transfer ownership to whoever brings Jenny back to him. Eddie said that he’d do anything to get Jenny back.
“Life matters no matter what is it,” Collins said, “whether it be a chipmunk or a squirrel. It depends on the owner, the person and what they care for. For me, it’s not about material things, it’s about her.”
He’s hoping this gesture will not go unnoticed and he can be reunited with his little girl.
“She’s a loved one,” he said. “She’s part of my family.
That sound you hear is my no-heart actually beating while watching Eddie’s plea:
My dog is currently asleep, big surprise, but I put his paws in the praying pose, so he can pray for a beautiful reunion between Eddie and Jenny Collins. We need at least one happy ending this year. And well, at the very least, I hope that Jenny Collins is okay, is safe, and she just faked her own disappearance, knowing that Eddie will offer up his property, which the secret lover dog she ran away with will claim so they both can live there. Gone Chihuahua.
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