Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Henri-Georges Clouzot was around 48 when he made the masterpiece Les Diaboliques (although, it pales in comparison to the flawless cinematic jewel that is Diabolique starring Sharon Stone!). Alfred Hitchcock was around 60 when he made Psycho. M. Night Shyamalan was 29 when The Sixth Sense was released. Jonathan Demme was 47 when The Silence of the Lambs came out. And Steven Spielberg was 29 when Jaws hit screens. But sorry, none of them have an ounce of shit on this master of suspense who was negative one years old when she wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the suspense thriller of our time!

@_TakivaBreanna tweeted that her fresh-out-of-the-pussy-womb kitten is already a skillful architect of the art of heart-stopping suspense. Alfred Hitchcat (or is it, Alfred Hitchpussy?) has been hiding behind things, waiting for her human to walk up, and when her human walks up, she pops out and causes blood pressures to burst, hearts to stop, and stomachs to drop below sea level. A pussy hasn’t spooked a human like this since Kelly Preston got naked in front of John Travolta for the first time.

All of that is suspense and thrills at its most complex! The way Alfred Hitchcat peers around the corner way too long, long enough for her human to clearly see her and make eye contact. Kubrick wishes! The way she’s about 6 hours late with the scare. Shyamalan just retired. And that half-assed jump. Hitchcock’s ghost just hung his head in shame.

If AFI doesn’t name that clip the greatest thriller of the 21st century, they should change their name to RIP and call it a day.

Pic: Twitter

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