Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 1, 2019 / Posted by:

At this point, I may as well rename Hot Slut of the Day to Billy Porter of the Day, because Billy Porter has repeatedly filled the “Hot Slut of the Day” tag on this site with his signature brand of b-hole-exploding magnificence. And he’s done it again today thanks to the stream of unicorn barf he wore to the NYC Pride Parade yesterday!

Billy Porter’s Met Gala Look currently holds the title of Hot Slut of the Month, and now his NYC Pride Parade look is coming for that title. Every rainbow in the sky got in the back of the unemployment line while searching the jobs section of Craigslist on their phones, because they know they are out of a job now that Billy Porter brought the rainbow and HOW! Billy worked the NYC Pride Parade for the local ABC News, and showed up looking like the most magnificent cloud queef (yes, rainbows are cloud queefs, ask science) that ever was. The category is: Scarlett O’Hara if Scarlett O’Hara only had a Pride flag to make a devastating gown!

As you can tell, Christian Siriano once again worked with Billy Porter to deliver some perfection that is only missing a Liberace-ridden unicorn sliding down it:

And while Billy Porter’s Pride dream glamour may have taken your breath away, keep a few breaths in your lungs, because you’re going to need them tomorrow when I make another breathtaking Billy Porter look HSOTD. And honestly, it’ll probably be Billy Porter working a paper bag.

Pic: Instagram

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