It looks like Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have a nanny problem. They can’t keep them! Or they don’t wipe the drool off lil’ Archie correctly and they get fired. Something is up. It probably isn’t because the nannies’ cleavage starts getting more visible whenever Harry walks around in his polo pants and Meghan clocks it. It’s probably the drool thing. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have hired their third nanny in six weeks, according to Page Six.
As is usually the case, it’s being speculated that Meghan’s not the kind of boss that you become great friends with and get drunk after work together on the regular. Because Prince Harry wouldn’t fire a nanny, I guess? *eye-roll*
“Harry and Meghan ‘hire THIRD nanny in six weeks’ for baby Archie,” a Twitter user wrote. “Well, you didn’t need to be a nuclear scientist to figure out she was difficult. #MeghanMarkle”
It’s also possible that the last two nannies didn’t go with the new drapes in the drawing room.
Another quipped: “Perhaps the first two didn’t say enough lovely things about taxpayers’ refurbishment of their new pad,” referencing the $3 million renovations to Frogmore Cottage.
The other half that sticks up for the Duchess says that choosing a non-relation to handle the care of your child is a big deal and you want to get it right. Otherwise, she could start trying to seduce your husband and kill your best friend Julianne Moore with a greenhouse.
But sources insist the new parents are simply taking their time with the “deeply personal” decision.
“Harry and Meghan do not want to rush this or take any risks getting this decision right,” a source told The Sun.
In addition to the revolving door of nannies (one of whom was a night nurse), Meghan’s personal assistant and the couple’s secretary have also been kicked to the tube station. Maybe they’re picky about their employees or discovered that all of these people were actually members of the trashy side of Meghan’s family wearing elaborate disguises and trying to infiltrate.