So Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland are on the press tour junket for their new movie Spider Man: Far From Home. Sending the hunky jock Jake Gyllenhaal and the adorable twunk Tom Holland out on a tour together is really going to give the gays a lot to work with, and it already has.
Well there’s some stuff here for you gross heteros as well. Did you know that Jake is a huge Sean Paul stan? Do you want to hear him sing in that island accent? Oh and are you ready to see Jake wearing a thin gold chain around his thick neck? Do you want to see him looking like The Situation‘s hotter, younger brother? Hope you are, because it’s his new thing.
“Sean Paul is a genius.” This is the quote which will appear on Jake Gyllenhaal’s tombstone. Or probably not, but he’s probably made it a status on Facebook or something at one point. Stereogum reports that Jake was really fan-girling it up when he was on Greg James’ BBC Radio 1 show with Tom. They obviously talked about the huge Marvel movie they’re releasing which will make them super duper richer than they already are from filming it, but it also evolved (devolved?) into a 2-minute segment where Jake, Greg and Tom just started listening to Sean Paul music while Jake went ballistic.
jake gyllenhaal expressing his love for sean paul for 1 minute and 55 seconds pic.twitter.com/3a6NE7WUrg
— jc (@ruffalorumour) June 27, 2019
Oof, Jake Gyllenhaal can coo, “Ba-da-bap!”, directly into my ear. Although let’s be clear, Cheap Thrills is a Sia song–the best Sean Paul song is Get Busy/Like Glue. Hands-down.
But that’s not all we got from this press tour. Notice that thin chain around Jake’s neck which he paired with a casual t-shirt and perfectly coifed hair? It made other appearances. He also wore it on the red carpet for the movie premiere and he wore it on The Graham Norton Show. So Jake has decided that his look for this press tour is going to be: Trade/A Night At the Roxbury.
— Alamo Drafthouse NYC (@AlamoNYC) June 27, 2019
Here’s more Jake rocking that thin neck-piece at the Hollywood premiere: