Open Post: Hosted By Burger King Turning A Whopper Into A Diamond Engagement Ring For Pride Month

June 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Burger King Germany is here with another commercial to cap off Pride month because (brace yourselves for some bitterness) the month can’t end without the capitalists squeezing the last ounce of marketable dollars from society. This time the commercial features a gay couple who live in a country where gay marriage is outlawed, getting married in Germany all with the help of Burger King and a diamond engagement ring made from a burned out Whopper…

The commercial is kind of cute. The first part about how the couple can’t get married so they go to Germany to get married? That’s cute. I’m happy for Dima and Alvar for getting married in Germany, yay to that. But let’s talk about this “diamond” for a second…

So I know that diamonds are completely overvalued, but if you can turn a fucking Whopper into a diamond? What the hell kind of diamond is it? Although, I bet it’s probably a better quality diamond than Kay.

Here’s the “He went to Jared the King” commercial from Burger King:

Of course this is for Burger King Germany–Burger King America would know that the American gays would prefer a Chicken Garden Salad for an engagement ring.

Pic: YouTube

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