Nicki Minaj and Jimmy Fallon went to Red Lobster together because Seth Myers and Rihanna had such a great time together day-drinking, why not do the same thing but with Red Lobster instead of alcohol? This is really the 99 Cent Store version of Seth Meyers day drinking with RiRi.
It was your typical fun time of watching two rich, famous celebrities enjoy their wealth and privilege in front of us peasant-folk. But the thing is, because of a tweet Nicki sent after the show and because of some marriage rumors going on with her convicted sex offender boyfriend Kenneth Petty, people are now thinking about how she may in fact be pregnant.
Nicki and Jimmy had a gay-old-time at Red Lobster when she appered on The Tonight Show. Nicki loves it, and before she went real crazy on the menu, she had to get something out of the way, making sure that this was going to be paid for by NBC.
“You’re paying?… …but are you paying?”
Okay, time to go buck wild. And they did; they ordered a shit ton of food and I hope that people in the crew got to take the leftovers home because please don’t spend like $200 on food and then just leave it to be thrown away for a segment on a TV which makes millions of dollars in advertising.
Nicki revealed she used to work at Red Lobster–several in fact–and was fired from all of them. Because of her work history, she knew a lot about the Red Lobster menu, like her knowledge of the biscuits:
“So this is hand-made… by a bunch of African people in the back.”
She’s black and worked at Red Lobster, so she can make that joke.
After the show, Nicki tweeted this:
For the record; that was iced tea in that lobsterita glass. No alcohol was consumed in the making of our dinner date. ☺️
— MEGATRON (@NICKIMINAJ) June 27, 2019
Which seems weird because, who asked?
Now people are hopping onto the “Nicki Minaj is pregnant” train because she’s also been saying that she and Kenneth were going to get married:
He won’t even say the word “Nicki”. He has called me onika since I was 15 so it’s hard to change that. I wouldn’t date anyone cuz I’m about to be married to my soulmate. But that was the problem, others r infatuated w/Nicki Minaj he DGAF about this industry & is very protective https://t.co/zYshu5P8y7
— MEGATRON (@NICKIMINAJ) June 23, 2019
The thing about pregnancy rumors is that they’re highly provable. In a few months there’s a baby or signs of a baby, or there isn’t. So we’ll see if Nicki really is with child with that convicted sex offender. But you know what’s guaranteed: if Nicki is pregnant that baby is going to get some dope-ass nursery rhyme songs sung to them. All her voice-work? That’s going to be one entertained baby.
Here’s Nicki at Red Lobster with Jimmy Fallon: