Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ben Trigger, the sex bomb who “accidentally” detonated his own golden buzzer on America’s Got Talent!
This HSOTD became known to the world on Tuesday, which is approximately 999 years in internet years, but you know, who cares. And on top of that, a great way to close out Pride month is with a sparkler of fabulousness who definitely made Simon Cowell prolapse right into his seat!
If Dita Von Teese and Chris Farley had an Australian baby (and how that would work, I don’t know, but what am I? A scientist?), that baby would go on to twirl some nipple tassels on America’s Got Talent. Ben Trigger is a a 25-year-old Australian travel agent, and was getting into a dance career until he got injured. Ben also said that his dance career also flatlined because being a “gay, fat dancer wasn’t it.” But this sparkler of fabulousness brought that flatline to life on AGT by slathering that stage with talent, sex, charisma, and boldness. Ben delivered a burlesque routine that’d make Gypsy Rose Lee retire. And he also got accidentally bold by hitting his own golden buzzer while hitting the judges with some up-close magnetism!
(Ben) Trigger warning: this will induce moistening of the tip.
Although, Ben Trigger hitting his own golden buzzer didn’t count, all four judges sent him through. But honestly, the biggest reaction came from Simon Cowell who was so shook that he threw a side-eye that clearly said, “I wish my chichis looked that hot with tassels.”
Ben Trigger IS going all the way…. unless Simon Cowell lets his man titty jealousy get the best of him and rejects Ben Trigger, which is honestly probably going to happen, because this is Simon Cowell we’re talking about.
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