Afternoon Crumbs
Drag Race is heading to Canada, which means that the competing queens will be Brooke Lynn Hytes, Brooke Lynne Hytes, Brooke Lynn Hytes, Brooke Lynn Hytes, and Brooke Lynn Hytes. And since RuPaul has 4,569 jobs, she won’t be able to head up north to host and judge the Canadian Drag Race. There’s obviously only one superstar Canadian drag queen who should host, and I’m not talking about Celine Dion. I’m talking about the glamorous Canadian drag queen duck cousin of the glamorous drag queen duck of Central Park. “It’s time to bill-sync for your life! Good luck and don’t quack it up!” – Lainey Gossip
Oh, 100% vagina lover Aaron Schock just forgot what country he was in, and was checking that Mexican go-go boy’s chonies for papers, please – Towleroad
35-year-old Katharine McPhee has become 69-year-old David Foster’s fifth wife. And just like that, every cherub has retired, because the definition of “true everlasting love” has peaked and it can’t get more real than this – Just Jared
I’m pretty sure Kate McKinnon has already won an Emmy for her Marianne Williamson impersonation – Pajiba
Zendaya is giving you 90s Julia Roberts cosplay – Popoholic
Starving artist Emily RideAJetSki probably wanted the entire dress that Julia Roberts wore to the polo match in Pretty Woman, but she is so starving and poor she could only afford a sliver of it! – Hollywood Tuna
The Great White Way better prepare for The Great Panty Pudding Way from the Hiddlestoners, because Tom Hiddlestone is making his Broadway debut – Celebitchy
When you get into a fight with a wild animal and it rips off one of your sleeves, work it and make it a look like someone named Ashley James did – Drunken Stepfather
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