Hot Slut Of The Day!
The scarf that dared to step to THE QUEEN!
If you live in England, you’re definitely not amused by this Hot Slut of the Day, because every scarf, pussy bow, and every other strip of cloth that can get in THE QUEEN’s face has been sent to the guillotine to pay for the evil anti-monarch deeds of its relative! There’s going to be a lot of cases of hypothermia of the neck this winter and it’s all the fault of this silky black scarf that upstaged THE QUEEN!
THE QUEEN attended Royal Windsor Polo Cup last weekend, and as she made her way down a little thing of stairs – wait, I need to stop right there. For why is THE QUEEN straining her 93-year-old royal gams by walking down stairs?! Duchess Camilla needed to make herself useful for once and give THE QUEEN a piggy back ride to safety. But anyway, as she stepped down, a scarf worn by someone I thought was Sally Hershberger or Cojo, worked with the wind to get in Her Majesty’s face. The scarf owner, Japanese musician Yoshiki, knew what his scarf did and prepared to be hit with a tranquilizer dart blown by 007 who was hiding on a building over yonder. Here’s the moment that will lead to another Britain/Japan war.
THE QUEEN didn’t seem to notice, but one of her subjects, Gillian Anderson, did and reacted the way anyone would react to seeing a man and a scarf just sign their permanent lease to a dungeon under Buckingham Palace.
This is obviously a rare posthumous HSOTD since that scarf has been put down, but maybe, just maybe, it still lives, and Morrissey saved it from the dungeon and chose it to lead the anti-monarchy revolution!
Pics: YouTube