Listen, if Chrissy Teigen can’t paint a 3-year-old’s nails, then Robin Thicke and his fiancé April Love Geary definitely cannot feed their one-year-old Cheetos. Like? That’s not even a comparison. But apparently that’s what the baby was fed–as April proudly posted about feeding the baby Cheetos on her Instagram. And you can guess how that went: I’m talking about it, aren’t I? So probably not completely well.
April and Robin have a 16-month-old daughter named Mia. So April posted this little moment between her and Mia:
The nutrition facts are facing us like: this is brazen. 250 mg of sodium? My lord… And April should know that Flamin’ Hot Cheetos can be poisonous for babies, and I’m basing that solely on what happened to tattooed fetus Lil Xan.
So anyway, there were mixed reviews. Some comments include:
“She’s so beautiful! Need to stop feed this GMO for your babygirl.”
“Cheetos the snack will cause acute gastritis- when the lining of the stomach becomes inflamed or swollen for a short time. Anything spicy is difficult on an adult stomach lining!”
“Those have caused ulcers and gall bladder issues in kids. Research! I wouldn’t feed one hot cheeto to my baby.”
But lots of people were supporters of April:
“I know a lot of us might not agree with a baby that young eating hot Cheetos but guess what? She’s her baby not ours!!!! Plus y’all don’t pay her bills so shut it.”
“She a real Latina.”
FYI: April Love Geary is half-Mexican, if you didn’t know that. There were more supporters:
“Lol so cute ! when my son is eating hot cheetos he makes a face cause its so hot then still goes in for another all while tearing up.”
“My granddaughter is the same age and she loves hot cheez it’s and hot Cheetos! oh well!!! They’ll live.”
“They’ll live,” isn’t really my favorite parenting sentiment but… anyway… In response, April posted an Instagram story with the quote:
“We’re here for a good time, not a long time.”
I mean listen, I’m all for live-fast, die-hard but 16-months? Is a little young for that hardcore mentality. That’s a Lil Xan type of grown up thing, you know? Early twenties is a good time to start throwing your life to shit for fun. And since Cardi B‘s baby Kulture needs to be the coolest baby in the world, of course now Cardi will have to one-up April. Expect a video of Kulture chowing down on ghost-pepper-hot-wings right off the bone within the next week.