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June 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Megan Rapinoe!

The US Women’s soccer team are going to the Women’s World Cup quarterfinals where they will battle it out against Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra, and the rest of the Hounslow Harriers (everything I know about women’s soccer, shit soccer as a WHOLE, I learned from Bend It Like Beckham). If the team wins the entire Cup, there’s a chance that they’ll be invited to The White House. But let’s be real, the chances of that happening are about as slim as the smoke detectors on Air Force One NOT going off from shit fumes of rage wafting off of Trump’s fingers as he hate tweets during tonight’s first Democratic debate. Trump isn’t going to officially invite them for an extravagant spread of cold fast food shit, because they’re “not his type” and one of the team’s biggest stars, co-captain Megan Rapinoe, has never and will ever be about him.

Megan Rapinoe has been protesting the national anthem for a while, which, of course, Trump doesn’t like. So when a reporter from the sports magazine 8 by 8 asked her a month ago if she’s excited about going to The White House, her hot and simple response didn’t exactly bring the shocks. Megan Rapinoe may give me shades of Dorinda Mendley (in the above picture, anyway) but she doesn’t want to make it nice, bitch, when it comes to Trump.

Precise, to-the-point, fuck-filled, and delivered with ease. In the soccer world, that’s what they call a touchdown. Or is it a grand slam? Whatever it is, after that month-old clip made the rounds, it got back to Trump, of course, and he dropped some bitchiness on Megan before inviting her and the team to The White House win or lose.

Trump finally did something right by inviting the women’s soccer team to The White House (even though he didn’t mean it), because that means we’re going to get I’m Not Going To The Fucking White House: The Sequel from goddess Megan.

Pic: Wenn.com

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