Night Crumbs

Alanis Morissette talked to Self about being pregnant at 45, postpartum depression, the #MeToo movement, and the meaning of her song Hands Clean. And as Alanis gets deep, I’m trying to jump through the screen so I can throw myself over her belly to protect it from the cactus…. that’s like teen feet away – Lainey Gossip

This Instagram dude is totally lie-telling, but I’m not going to be impressed with their spying skills until I see an ad for Idris Elba’s peen since that’s what I’m thinking about and talking about most of the time – Towleroad

The trailer for the 874th season (it feels like it anyway) of Orange Is The New Black is out – Pajiba

The Dixie Chicks are putting out a new album, and based on the baby Snapchat filter they used to announce it, it’s going be a cover album of Muppet Babies songs – SOW

Phoebe Price blessed the rains sands down in Africa Hermosa Beach (or wherever this was) – Drunken Stepfather

Maria Menounos is giving you off-brand Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman weave – Popoholic

Did Nicole Scherzinger use the Harpo, Who Dis Woman? filter on her face in that pic? – Hollywood Tuna

Constance Wu is starring in a movie that may or may not be the one that caused her to throw a Twitter tantrum  – Celebitchy

Prepare your ear holes for the sound of two cats wailing as they choke each other out while a third cat softly sings lullabies to itself as it slips into an Ambien and red wine-induced haze – Just Jared

Pic: Steph Wilson/Self