Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum And His Wife’s Ugly Matching Shirts
Don’t you love high-fashion? Don’t you love spending a shit-ton of money on things that look like they were thought up by an Old Navy employee high on acid as they sketched the designs they intend to submit to Forever 21? It’s truly the mark of a luxurious life. And actor extraordinaire/highly-sexually-appealing-to-me-but-I-couldn’t-for-the-life-of-me-explain-in-words-why Jeff Goldblum is living that fashionable luxurious life and he’s bringing along his wife, Emilie Livingston for the ride.
Page Six says that man of many talents, Jeff Goldblum is also a man of a shirt with many shirts within it. 66-year old Jeff and 36-year-old Emilie were out for a date and they decided to sport the same half-print shirt:
Jeff Goldblum and wife Emilie Livingston twin in $1,120 Prada shirts https://t.co/AEVd4qTtYv pic.twitter.com/oLbdRLICLS
— Page Six (@PageSix) June 24, 2019
Honestly it’s not the worst ugly shirt I’ve seen but I also can handle an ugly-but-fashion moment. I mean… within reason. My question is the price? Why $1,120? What aspect is the cost of that? Is it like Prada constructs both shirts, cuts them in half and then reattaches them? So they need to charge more for the labor because technically it’s twice as much of it? Oh, it’s just overpriced like most designer merchandise/insanity that doesn’t make any got-damn-sense? Okay.
This is not the first or the last time Jeff has worn a shirt like this so I think we can guess how Jeff is going to be dressed on the cover of his new jazz album. I can already picture him crooning some sexy slow jazz as he seduces the audience in his half-tie-dye print, half-snow-leopard print short-sleeve button down. Oof, this man just oozes sex appeal.
Here’s Jeff wearing his fave $1000 Prada shirt at the 8th Champs Élysées Film Festival at Cinema Balzac earlier in the month in Paris. Of course Jeff’s not one of those celebrities who buys expensive shit and then only wears it once. Yes to Jeff Goldblum:
Pic: Wenn.com