Karlie Kloss And The Other Kushner Had A Dude Ranch Second Wedding
Karlie Kloss, the nebulous mist that manifests itself into a vague human form and hosts Project Runway, had the second wedding of her dreams over the weekend. Karlie and her husband of 8 months Joshua Kushner, hosted a 3-day wedding celebration on a Wyoming ranch, presumably for friends who couldn’t make it to their intimate 80-person Jewish wedding in October of last year. I don’t know if Taylor Swift was out of town again or what, but she wasn’t there. That meant there was room for Karlie’s replacement BFF, Katy Perry and her fiancé Orlando Bloom. And it looks like Josh’s brother and sister-in-law Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s beds were given up to make room for a few dozen sweaty Brokeback Mountain jokes. So overall, an upgrade.
According to Page Six:
The couple celebrated their nuptials at the Brush Creek Ranch in Wyoming, where A-list attendees such as Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry, Derek Blasberg and Garage magazine founder Dasha Zhukova partied the night away eight months after Kloss, 26, and Kushner, 34, married for the first time.
Activities for the weekend included horseback riding, 4-wheeling, line dancing, paintball, fireworks, and lots and lots of Little House on The Prairie cosplay.
It seems there were a lot of different approaches taken with the western dress theme. Instead of the usual prairie dress or boots and jeans, Katy took the “western” challenge in a totally different direction and opted for a middle-aged Reno, Nevada nickel slot aficionado look.
Orlando went for a Drew by Bieber ensemble, while Karlie risked it all by riding horseback in white jeans.
The only person who looked like they might be able to tell a lariat from a rattlesnake was Diane Von Furstenberg who’s giving me Bonnie Raitt meets Annie Oakley meets aunt Selma from The Simpsons.
It’s a good thing Jared and Ivanka couldn’t make it. The thought of either of them attempting any look other than Soul-Eating Automaton is absurd. Even in the Westworld simulation!
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