Matthew Perry Responded To Those Daily Mail Pics Of Him

June 22, 2019 / Posted by:

On Thursday, The Daily Mail ran some pics of Friends multi-multi-millionaire Matthew Perry looking like he’s been rooming with twilight years Howard Hughes in a particularly piquant dumpster. Despite continuing to have a hot and cold flowing money tap in his house due to Friends reruns, Matthew’s been through some shit. But he’s obviously kept his sense of humor judging by his reply.

In the pics, 49-year-old Chandler Bing was grizzled, had a weird mark on his face, was wearing ratty clothes, and sporting glamour-length nails but not in a drag queen way.

Matthew Perry used those talons to tweet out a response to the unflattering pics, and specifically mentioned his current finger daggers.

Matthew has been pretty open about his struggles with drugs and depression in the past. Judging by the pics and personal experience, that looks like a man who’s been binge-watching Marie Kondo with his head stuck to the arm of the couch for three days straight without allowing himself personal hygiene as he’s buried beneath Hot Pockets sleeves. And just when he finally managed to rouse himself to go outside, that pap caught him at his worst.

Back in February, Matthew tweeted that he had been kicked out of therapy after one session but later tweeted he had gone back. Haven’t we all had that one therapist that called you fat and you knew it wasn’t going to work out?

True story – I once had a therapist walk me through guided meditation. And he was naming off the parts of my body to relax. And he was like “and now let the calming energy flow through your toes…and your feet…and your ankles…and now your calves….and now your big thighs.”

Yes, he said “BIG THIGHS!” Fun fact – you can’t get into a meditative state when your therapist calls you fat!

So, Matthew Perry’s shrink obviously called him fat and this was the result. I feel you, Matthew.


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