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June 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Susie Scribbles!

For many of us, the Susie Scribbles doll could also be called the Me In The Morning At Work doll, because she looks every layer of A MESS. Shocked eyes looking like they’d rather be firmly shut in bed instead of staring at her equally messy co-workers under life-sucking fluorescent lighting of death. Fucked-up hair looking like she partied all night, passed out in the bushes right outside her front door, and didn’t even bother taking a brush to that hit-by-a-hurricane rat’s nest before going to her job. An outfit looking like she accidentally pulled it out of her pajamas drawer in a rush and didn’t even bother looking in the mirror before leaving the house. She looks both wholesome and a wreck. It’s like if one of the Tanner girls from Full House partied with the Euphoria teens.

I’m talking shit about Susie Scribbles, but the truth is, she had more talent and skills than me! It’s the jealousy doing the writing, basically.

There isn’t much info on Susie Scribbles, but a forum post on Ghost of the Doll says that Wonderama was her creator and put her on toy shelves in 1987. Susie Scribbles was a doll that sat in a red desk, and the seat of her desk held a place for batteries and a cassette tape player. The cassette tape would play the voice of Susie Scribbles and she’d “talk” while writing on paper put on her desk.

See, a better writer than me, and much, much better spelling. With that being said, if Susie Scribbles’ eyes weren’t so dead, you’d probably see a little twinkle in them from her cackling on the inside over how many people she’s given a heart attack and sent to the mental hospital from writing UR GONNA DIE on her notepad. But I’m sure it was the most beautifully written death threat ever.

Pic: WorthPoint

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