Taylor Swift’s transformation into GAY! icon leads this episode and after we dissect her big ole’ gay video that ends with two straight girls hugging (???), we talk about Jessica Biel pretty much coming out as an anti-vaxxer, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos getting caught boning by their 18-year-old daughter, and sandwich punching, which sounds like some kind of jacked-up sex act, but isn’t.
We end with quick words about Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson’s break-up, Justin Bieber realizing Tom Cruise can beat his ass, JLo saying her first two marriages don’t count, Chris Brown spawning again, and Cindy Crawford’s family ordering every picture on the IHOP menu. Okay, but did they punch their pancakes? That is the question.
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